Saturday, September 12, 2009

FINALLY! The long awaited beginning/introductions.

Quick note: I understand the introductions took well over a month to even post. This is due to sudden problems coming up to delay us. This shouldn't happen again. We know you understand.
Inworld you will know me as Brant Holiday. I have been in world for about 5 years which in my book is veteran status, something I don’t know if I should really be proud of. Anyway, the whole point of the introductions are because I love a starting point and stopping point and I assume instead of the three of us randomly spamming this blog with trash talking and things that will offend you we should really give you a hello, this is who we are and why we do what we do. Personally from being here for such a long time I have accumulated folders full of the meek to the wild over my time. I would randomly share the photos/items/stories with my friends; we would laugh and move on. As time went on and after coming across some blogs of inspiration I decided I should share them with fellow SLers. I mean, I got such a joy out of reading these other blogs that I felt I had found my calling on SL after my many years of trying a taste of everything it had to offer. (well, not everything. I do have my limits.) So I gathered two of my good friends who shared my same trash mouth interest and they each had something to bring to the table and now here we are, laying it all out for you. So open up your heart to ONTD! and we will open ours to you.
Have a taste of my magic...

This was on one of my adventures at a breeding motel. My friends and I randomly visit all of Secondlife and this place was very welcoming that I had to have a second taste and made my way back alone when suddenly this came along. A regular pregnant shape was not good enough for this girl, she went buckwild and had on a prim stomach with added prim boobs too of course. Not only did this look ridic but when I cammed behind her, it wasn't even properly put on or tinted. You can't tell me this prim stomach works on those poseballs unless you are pretending your mate is the baby.
From the desk of Jimbo Mosely-
An easily amused simpleton with slight attention deficit disorder will be bringing you all the weird and wonderful sights he comes across in his second life. Expect drunken ramblings as he observes the lives of others and the sharing of his words of (un)wisdom on fashion and love (Just message him with your problems for a better second life). Along with reviews of sims, shops, shapes, cocks and whatever else grabs his attention long enough. Oh and photos of some, well some weird shit.
Pour some sugar on me...

Good work fella, no lady who is classy enough to hang out at a porn cinema wants to catch pixelated std's. He has that winning cock out the trousers look I see so much of around second life, at least he is classy not to have a boner on, this mans saying it with a semi. The semis a good idea, its not in your face LOOK AT ME, a far more subtle way of wearing your cock without screaming I'M DESPERATE TO FUCK!And look at him showing off he cares about your virtual sexual health with his condom on......on....well just on, he cares so much he doesnt even have a cock to penetrate your pixels with. A true inspiration in cock styling.

As for our fellow writer/poster Renee Hailey. She has gotten herself caught up in a bit of remodeling in her firstlife so her introduction will be posted at a later date. Watch for it!
Wrapping this all up. Nice to meet you and hopefully you will become a fan of this blog and follow along with us on our adventure in this blog and maybe in time be able to contribute your findings to us as well and we can all join in a laugh. Until then, keep your eyes peeled for whatever we throw at you next.

CUT THE RIBBON THIS BLOG IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
*throws confetti*

Monday, July 20, 2009

The beginning...

This blog is a work in progress.
For any kind of updates I give out, please join the group O no they didn't! on SecondLife.